The Constant Absurdity

(via hipster-party)

I can’t decide if this is my drink count or the amount of the Silence I’ve seen. The night is either average or TERRIFYING. (Taken with instagram)

(via menorahtheexplorer)

Tonight, strangely, this is not a realization I had. I feel as if I’m slipping in my old age. By slipping I mean remaining more sober, and that is lame.

(via “American Elf: the Sketchbook Diaries of James Kochalka”)

9gag:

When you’re drunk

Like merit badges that actually apply to my life, such as: Walk of Shame, Drinking Alone, Bacon Appreciation, Drunk Showering, Drunk Texting, and Record Nerd. 

Brooklyn Badges, on Etsy